Obsidianland | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPJsMC

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	714528	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5110	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ores Mined:	6470
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Farms Harvested:	364
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	7038
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crops Grown:	9433	Star Shards Collected:	192
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	663
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	592698	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ores Mined:	7627
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6636
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Players:	105/400	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14