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| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5009 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 181 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Animals Bred: | 109 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.
Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 3944 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 499 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 293 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| About Us |
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| The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. |
| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total) |
| Mods & Tweaks |
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| We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap. |
| Application |
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| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist. |
Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?
A: The server is for players 18 years and older.
Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?
A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.
Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?
A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.
Q: Where is the server located?
A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.
Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?
A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 491 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3394 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!
But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?
But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
