Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Farms Harvested: 508

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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