Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 248 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 47 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 185 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6589 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 92 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 77 | Crops Grown: | 5033 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 7859 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 150547 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8869 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
