Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even Steve Asks ‘How do you do it?’

Asks, Bitcoin, Crafty, cryptocurrency, dissolve, fear, financial disaster, funds, Gains, ignore, investing, Losses, market, McCraftface, pull out, Rational, Risk, s&p 500, Server, steve, stress, track, ups and downs, volatility, VOO

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of watching your crypto funds fluctuate more than a rollercoaster ride? Join our Minecraft server where the only ups and downs you’ll experience are when you’re mining for diamonds! Say goodbye to the stress of crypto and hello to the relaxing world of block-building and exploration.

We’ve had players who were once deep in the crypto game, but now they’ve found solace in our server. One player even claimed that they found a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual coins that made them richer than any cryptocurrency ever could! Who needs Bitcoin when you have emeralds and gold at your fingertips?

Forget about the financial disasters of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Join our Minecraft server today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	417097
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Emeralds Found:	6231	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7445
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1405
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	115
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Star Shards Collected:	261	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!