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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 780 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 164 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.
So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?