Blocky Bants: The Celebrity Edition

banned, Bants, blocky, celeb, Celebrity, Community, controversy, discussion, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, forum, gossip, internet, Moderation, News, ONLINE, social media, spammers, Thread, trending, viral

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down and banning celeb thread spammers who dare to infiltrate our server. That’s right, we take no prisoners when it comes to keeping our chat clean and spam-free.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky celeb thread spammers…they’re everywhere.

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, CUDDLE, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Items Found:	2930
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7442
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5880
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Votes:	4560	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mines Excavated:	1750
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	65
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Crops Grown:	3929
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	65	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!