ZombieCraft: Coffin Craze

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even in 2024 people are still talking about it. That’s right, we’re like the OG of Minecraft servers.

2. We have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From giant floating castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got it all.

3. Our community is so awesome, even straight guys can’t resist joining. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ladies for you to catch your drift with.

4. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Just don’t wish for more creepers, trust me on that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ores Mined:	1582
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2305
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.