BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

British, British colour, British paint, British Standard, British Standard edition, British Standard paint, British Standard paint colour, British Standard paint edition, BritsCraft, BS381C 114, BS381C 114 colour, BS381C 114 edition, BS381C 114 paint, creeper, crumpets, Edition, explosions, paint colour, Rail Blue, Rail Blue colour, Rail Blue edition, Rail Blue paint, Standard, tea

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the British Standard paint colour BS381C 114 “Rail Blue”! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. Our server is so cool, even Her Majesty the Queen herself plays on it! She loves building pixelated castles and riding virtual trains all day long.

2. We have a secret underground tunnel system on the server that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… chocolate bars? Yeah, we don’t know how they got there either.

3. Our server mascot is a pixelated unicorn named Sir Choo Choo, who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest unicorn you’ll ever meet, and he loves giving out virtual hugs to all our players.

So come join us on our British Standard paint colour BS381C 114 “Rail Blue” edition Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	508

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3884	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ores Mined:	4357	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9011	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!