Blocky Booty Blast Server

Blocky Booty Blast Server

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our mascot is a Farting Cock who loves to party all night long. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that a thread died for this server – that’s how epic it is!

But wait, there’s more! Our players have big fat bellies and they’re not afraid to show it off. In fact, it’s a requirement to have a big fat belly to join our server. Don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual snacks to keep those bellies full while you build, mine, and explore.

So come on down to our server and have a good time with the Farting Cock and all the other crazy characters. You won’t regret it – unless you’re not into fart jokes and belly rubs, in which case, why are you even still reading this? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 283 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Zombie Dances: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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