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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 133 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!