| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1439 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 944 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Votes: | 7388 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6760 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 171 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7618 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Votes: | 1540 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8648 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7701 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8107 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4330 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6629 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2383 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 226 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 118 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2900 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9121 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2891 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6600 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 6373 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1137 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 481 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9685 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 298 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1102 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2243 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
