| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6683 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 189 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6726 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Votes: | 8144 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 186 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4941 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 135 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 562 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2502 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5726 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5609 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7479 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4368 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4508 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3376 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7085 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8468 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5623 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3737 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8543 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9126 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1882 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1085 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 5389 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
