Crafty Beach Bums: Summer 2024 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ores Mined:	1488
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	839	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Towns Built:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	4247
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Alien Abductions:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2300	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2280	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	236
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	237	Farms Harvested:	282

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2961	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2321	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Items Found:	1276	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Emeralds Found:	3238	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	New Chunks Explored:	339355
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

Players:	109/200	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3