| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6920 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9144 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 303 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 77 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 226 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 121 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7402 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9539 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8918 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6588 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4051 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2138 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5685 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8673 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2265 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4182 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 263 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 350 |
| Crops Grown: | 1584 | Star Shards Collected: | 185 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8893 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2161 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9836 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 913 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4130 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2713 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6301 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
