EpicBloxMC Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	5063	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	522	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	6095	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4644	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Crops Grown:	6037	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	229
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Emeralds Found:	2580	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Players:	99/200	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3