E-Drone’s Den of Derp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DoggyStyleCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2563	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	218

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	280023	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Votes:	2023	Gryphons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	285020	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1097	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	222	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Animals Bred:	133
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Star Shards Collected:	252
Void Gems Collected:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Star Shards Collected:	62	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Animals Bred:	178	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8040	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ores Mined:	1072	Wilderness Tamed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2