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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2953 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 212 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”