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Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	86	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9277
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mines Excavated:	3400
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	998271	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Love Letters Sent:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mines Excavated:	2542
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4298	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	4922	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Emeralds Found:	5088	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	9989	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Potions Brewed:	114

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Farms Harvested:	444	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	882
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Players:	92/400	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6241
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1473
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4