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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 690 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2023 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.
So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
