JoJo’s Blocky Adventure | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1037	Divine Spears Created:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3577

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crops Grown:	5114

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5893	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1291	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	472	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mines Excavated:	4025	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4761	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4011
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
New Chunks Explored:	13773	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	3288

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Enchantments Applied:	284
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	1746
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Animals Bred:	178
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1566	Dragons Tamed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	870259	Divine Spears Created:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3