Looty McBooty’s Minecraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can flex your LOOT like never before! Picture this: you stumble upon a rare diamond sword, but instead of just hoarding it in your inventory, you can now show it off to all your jealous friends in the game. That’s right, we have a feature that lets you display your LOOT for everyone to see, because why keep all that shiny gear to yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty insane events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. And did we mention the secret treasure chests hidden around the map? Rumor has it, they’re filled with LOOT beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions and show off your LOOT like the true Minecraft champion you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	69
Buildings Constructed:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Enchantments Applied:	113
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	2184
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Spears Created:	22

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Votes:	8691
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Star Shards Collected:	96

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7818
Chimeras Created:	1	Votes:	2267
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crops Grown:	8124
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!