Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	4506	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8303	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5250
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4716

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	59344	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	201
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	77	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mines Excavated:	1094
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	436352
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Crops Grown:	1222

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6165
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Buildings Constructed:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!