BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	293	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Towns Built:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Emeralds Found:	3687

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Void Armor Forged:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	9220
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	364243	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4461
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	145	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	270229	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	652504
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	319
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Towns Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.