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SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9742
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	4640	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crops Grown:	8910	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8682
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7400
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	7833	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	106
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9229
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	8898	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ores Mined:	1575
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	8544
Holy Grails Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Crafty LOLz Server 😛