Pixelated Pigs & Pickaxes – Minecraft Madness

co-op, Community, Dicksword, Discord, discussion, Farming, Frozen Farm, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, madness, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, patch notes, Pickaxes, Pigs, pixelated, simulation, stardew valley, Tips, Tricks, update, video game

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	158

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Frozen Farm Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Our latest update 1.6.3 is out, with update 1.6.4 coming soon – get ready for some epic new features like rainbow sheep and diamond-encrusted carrots!

Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) for all the latest server gossip and to chat with fellow players about your favorite blocky adventures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans happening in our community.

Previous players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions – could you be the next lucky explorer to stumble upon these legendary loot drops?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Frozen Farm Minecraft server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and pixelated pandemonium!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	9849
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	307556	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
New Chunks Explored:	462656	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchantments Applied:	294
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mines Excavated:	2261
Players Killed by Monsters:	1627	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2699
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4592	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7645	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Potions Brewed:	137	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!