CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

acceptance, bullying, CraftyFagz, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., Diversity, equality, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, Homophobia, hurtful words, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, offensive language, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, worries

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6452	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4686	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4696

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	681674
Divine Spears Created:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	1557
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Magic Items Found:	1036	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Animals Bred:	185	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!