Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

blocky, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, gtYLYL, haha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, laughs, lmfao, lol, lols, memes, Minecraft, rofl, Server, silly, social media, trending, viral, ylyl

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

CraftyQueers: High T Levels

CraftyQueers, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender identity research, gender studies, health implications, HIGH, higher testosterone levels, hormone imbalance, hormone levels, hormone levels in lesbians, lesbian community, Levels, LGBTQ, LGBTQ health, Masculine lesbians, Masculinity, research findings, sexual characteristics, sexual orientation, study, testosterone levels in lesbians

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	123	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so, like, if you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, then listen up, cuz it’s gonna blow your mind, dude! like, did you know that on this server, we got masculine lesbians runnin’ the show? yeah, you heard me right! they’re like, super strong and stuff, cuz they got higher testosterone levels, according to some study or whatever.

but that’s not even the craziest part, bro! on this server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up! it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man!

and get this, on weekends, we have a dance party at the end of the world! the zombies and skeletons come out to boogie down with us, and even the ender dragon shows up to drop some sick beats! it’s wild, dude!

so, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over and join the fun! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Volantia

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Economy Skills Danish English Rules Chat Building Cheat Behavior Server Vote Rewards Upgrades Features Multiplayer Community Plugins Version, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Volantia: The place where you can enjoy and build. Get rules, behave properly and don’t cheat – then you’re already well on your way.

We are primarily a Danish server but English is allowed in the chat.

English: Volantia is a Danish server but allows English in chat, too. It is a survival-based server with economy features, vote rewards, upgradable skills, and more. Other than behaving properly and not cheating, the server has very few rules. Volantia supports MC versions 1.21.4+. Come in and build away!

Volantia.minecraft.bar:25559

MineForever – SMP

advancement, Adventure, Claima, Competition, Currency, Economy, Empire, Factions, Land, Levels, MineForever, Player Auctions, Possibilities, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rayn Cash, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Teams, villagers

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4774	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	7332	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

MineForever SMP – Your new home in the world of minecraft! Develop your character! Get skills in various fields, such as fighting, archery, agriculture and fishing! The more you play, the stronger you become! Do quests and get Rayn Cash, a server currency that you can use at player auctions or at Villagers on SPWNO! Build your own empire! Create teams and compete with others to become the most powerful player on the server! Protect your areas! Buy Claima and decide who has access to your land – full control over your world! You will get on the server levels? It’s possible! Do quests, get currency and advance to unlock even more possibilities! We are waiting for you! Join today and become a citizen of MineForever SMP! IP: mc.mineforever.pl DC: [https://discord.gg/jPhhVqXFU7]

Don’t hesitate – the adventure is waiting!

mc.mineforever.pl

CatCraft

Adult-only, CatCraft, chat bot, Community, Community planned events, Creative, Event Server, Lgbt, long term, Map, Modpack, Monthly UHC, Pictures, quality of life, rules, slow expansion, smaller, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

CatCraft Server Overview

Season Started	Season 1: April 4, 2019
Current Season	Season 2: December 2021 – Present
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Server Location	Ashburn, VA

CatCraft FAQ

What are the server rules?

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Play fair in PVP.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, etc.
Pranking is fine within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Keep the server neat and sign your stuff.
No killing withers in the over-world.

What are some important details about the server?

No Enderman Griefing
Custom recipes and features
AFK Detection
Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
Fast Leaf Decay
And more!

For more information and applications, visit our Discord server.

Frosty Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, answers, AYOO, beat yo ass, Behavior, bullying, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, fear, frosty, Haven, intimidation, lil bitch, peer pressure, RETALIATION, School, Situation, STUDENT, test, threat, violence, white boy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun!

We got PvP battles that will make you question your existence, bro!

Build your own crazy world and show off your creativity to all the other players!

Join us and become part of the most insane community ever, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time!

Don’t miss out on the wildest adventure of your life, man! Join now and let’s get this party started!

InsecurityMine Minecraft Server

awkward tension, Communication Issues, Confrontation, emotional reactions, hostile behavior, Insecurities, InsecurityMine, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstandings, mutual acquaintances, nightclub encounters, passive aggressive, past relationships, personal boundaries, personal insults, self-confidence, Server, small talk, snide remarks, social dynamics, social events, social gatherings

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5917	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy real-life story! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like the unexpected encounters between our players.

Looking for some intense rivalries and passive-aggressive interactions? Look no further, as our server is filled with players who will make snide remarks, whisper behind your back, and create uncomfortable tension just like in the real world.

But don’t worry, our server is all about standing up for yourself and not letting anyone bring you down. Just like the OP in this story, you can shut down your enemies with a witty comeback and show them who’s boss.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where you never know what drama will unfold next! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter

abusive situation, adhd, Agreement, belongings, bills, books, bookshelf, cabinets, cleaning, CLOSET, CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter, Dumpster, Expenses, Furniture, Generosity, History, library, object impermanence, Rent, Respect, roommate

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your roommate’s respect for your belongings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time your roommate threw away your beloved book collection without asking!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream world, just like how you envisioned turning your guest room into a closet/library. But beware, just like in real life, unexpected surprises may come your way – like finding your bookshelf outside by the dumpsters!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your belongings, just like how you’re standing up to your roommate by increasing their share of the bills. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you let your roommate’s actions go unpunished? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

SwipeLeft4Love Minecraft SMP

AVOID, Boundaries, breadcrumbing, commitment issues, dark truths, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ghosting, lack of communication, Manipulation, Minecraft, modern dating, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, self-care, smp, Superficiality, SwipeLeft4Love, toxic relationships, trust issues, watch out

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	176
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Lmao, bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server I’m on. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a chicken but like, it’s wearing a top hat and monocle. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free pet pig that farts rainbows. I know, right? It’s lit af.

But like, beware of the creepers on the server, man. They’re like those toxic exes who just won’t leave you alone. And don’t trust anyone who offers you diamonds for free, they’re probably trying to scam you like those catfishers on dating apps. Stay woke, bro.

Oh, and there’s this one time when we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But turns out, it was just a regular old wooden sword painted silver. We all got trolled so hard, it was hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP full of surprises and shenanigans, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, cuz things can get wild in here. Peace out, my dudes!

GovtGateCraft

Accountability, changes without oversight, checks and balances, Corruption, current administration, disbelief, distrust, employee lockout, government integrity, government oversight, GovtGateCraft, lack of investigators, Manipulation, non-government access, skepticism, transparency, Truth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our administration is so wild, they’ve locked out all the employees and let non-government players run amok. Want to be an investigator? Forget about it, anyone can search and make changes without any oversight. Join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience! Who needs government employees when you have free reign to do whatever you want?

BlockyCourt Minecraft Server

Accountability, BlockyCourt, Diplomacy, Executive Order, foreign policy, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, punitive measures, sanctions, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states, War Crimes, White House

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so like, u know how trump is all like “no way jose” to the international criminal court? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we welcome all criminals, international or not, with open arms! come join our server and be free to commit all the crimes u want without any consequences! build your own criminal empire, start a mafia, or just steal from other players – the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the feds if they come knocking at your door. join now and let your inner criminal shine!

F16Craft: Dutch Defense Hub

Air Force, arms deal, Aviation, defence minister, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Dutch, eastern europe, european union, F-16 jets, F16Craft, fighter jets, geopolitical strategy, Hub, international relations, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military technology, nato, Netherlands, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

lol imagine if ukraine got F-16 jets in minecraft server! join now for epic dogfights in the sky with ur friends. defence minister says it’s the best way to flex on ur enemies and show off ur pvp skills. ukraine gonna be the most powerful nation in the server, all thanks to those jets from netherlands. come join us and rule the skies!

Crafty Health Coach Land

America, Coach, cost of healthcare, Crafty, health, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare expenses, healthcare priorities, healthcare spending, healthcare system, human life, human value, income inequality, lack of care, Land, salary of a sports coach, societal priorities, societal values, sports coach salary, Sports Culture, sports industry, sports salaries

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	3753
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we care even less about human life than America does! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it made your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids. And guess what? No safety regulations! It was a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!

PixelPotion Healthcare Havoc

Access, declining healthcare access, financial impact, government report, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, Investment, Nursing homes, patient deaths, patient safety, PixelPotion, private equity, private equity firms, quality of care, regulations, US health department

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is so epic, even the US health department is talking about it! they’re like, “yo, these private equity firms are making healthcare decline, but this minecraft server is making lives better!”

apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!

who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals

Moldovaland

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Boxpvp Strategy Adventure Competition PvP Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Roleplay Economy Quests Exploration Building Parkour Hardcore Redstone Plugins Mods

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Moldovaland – the supreme adventure in Minecraft!

Welcome to Moldovaland, the Minecraft server where the fun and the competition combine perfectly! We offer a captivating experience for all players, whether you are passionate about survival, you love the intense confrontations in Boxpvp, or you are looking for a more strategic style of play. In addition, we have many other modes and surprises that will make your time spent here unforgettable!

mc.MoldovaLand.net

CottageCore

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Cottagecore, Creative, Discord, Exploring, Gaming, java, Join, Lore, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Players, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.4
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock and Java
Features	Lore creation, exploration, building, plugins
Contact	Discord: @bribedliver

FAQ

Can I join the server even if I’m a Bedrock player?

Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java players.

What kind of lore do you create on the server?

We create a variety of lore including fantasy, historical, and sci-fi themes.

Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server rules section for more details.

Can I build my own structures on the server?

Absolutely! Building is a key aspect of our server and we encourage players to unleash their creativity.