| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5269 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
play.desirepvp.net
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 171 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7536 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3198 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 164735 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5278 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2363 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8908 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3872 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6194 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 198 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 237 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4349 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 130 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7665 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2872 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 259 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6701 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
| Crops Grown: | 9719 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3662 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7957 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![π°οΈπ [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server ππ°οΈ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1930 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year π
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9109 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 733762 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3777 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
