Moo-tifully Browned Minecraft Madness

agriculture, Animals, BELIEF, BROWN, Browned, color, contradiction, Cows, dictate, Farming, Interpretation, kikes, Livestock, madness, Minecraft, Mootifully, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, tradition, zero red cows

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	788	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Buildings Constructed:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows are not red, they are brown. But fear not, for this is all part of the kikes prophecy! According to ancient texts, the cows must be perfectly red for ultimate Minecraft success. And guess what? We have ZERO red cows!

Join us on this epic quest to find the elusive red cows and fulfill the prophecy. But be warned, the journey will be filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few exploding creepers. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge? Only the most daring and skilled players will triumph in this wild and wacky Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the legendary Red Cow Whisperer!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Animals Bred:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	9728	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Star Shards Collected:	215	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Potions Brewed:	177
Divine Spears Created:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	199	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Items Found:	4759
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Enchantments Applied:	187	Secret Passages Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	686
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5119
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
New Chunks Explored:	901292	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!