Glassy McSwordface | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Join us and witness the INSANE battles that take place daily between players armed with nothing but carrots and feather dusters. Don’t worry, we have a strict “no actual weapons” policy to keep things interesting!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary ESL (Evil Sheep Legion) who roam the land terrorizing unsuspecting players with their diabolical plans. Will you join forces with them or stand against their woolly tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the blocks have a mind of their own!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	120	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Emeralds Found:	4427
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5793	Crops Grown:	8885
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2381
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	7115
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Towns Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Conspiracy Theory, conspiracy theory revealed, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, crazy, Deception, Evidence, Government, hidden agenda., Mind Blowing, Reality, secret, Shocking.., skepticism, Surprising, Truth, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering the truth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Ever heard of the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, these explosive green guys are just pawns in a bigger game of world domination. Join our server to uncover the truth behind this explosive conspiracy and maybe even recruit a creeper or two to join your squad.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

What is the IP for Forever Nenaa Minecraft Server?

dandy, dandy’s world, dandy’s world funny moments, dandy’s world gameplay, dandy’s world roblox, dandys world update, indie game, Minecraft, Nenaa, roblox, roblox game, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

EnigmaCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, artistic integrity, Censorship, Community Backlash, content regulation, controversy, creative control, cultural impact, Developer perspective, EnigmaCraft, ethical concerns, game developers, gaming industry, industry standards, industry trends, lewd mods, player expectations, player experience, player feedback, sexual content, video games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4611	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered why game developers hate lewd mods? Like, seriously, they’re missing out on all the fun! But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we embrace the lewdness to the max! Join us if you want to see Steve and Alex in some scandalous outfits, trust me, it’s a whole new level of blocky hotness. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs get down and dirty, it’s like a pixelated party that you don’t want to miss. So come on, join us and let’s show those game developers what they’re missing out on!

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ores Mined:	7607
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	2159	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Farms Harvested:	390
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!