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ChairFare Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2144
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	955	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1434	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3425
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1169	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	1931
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8795	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Farms Harvested:	453

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	3115	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!

What is the IP for Lady Luck HQ Minecraft Server?

betting big in vegas, big win, Casino, casino games, gambling on slots, high limit room, high limit slots, how to play slot machines, jackpot, jackpot in vegas, lady, lady luck, Lady luck hq, lady luck slots, Las Vegas, las vegas slots, las vegas vlogger, live slot play, live slot play at casino, LUCK, lucky slots today, massive jackpot, Minecraft, real life casino, Server, slot channel, Slot machine, slot machine win, slots today, vegas slot machines, vegas vlog, Venetian, what to play in las vegas

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1652
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Lady Luck HQ is a popular social media influencer known for her gaming content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a passion for casino games and a knack for big wins, she has gained a large following for her entertaining and engaging videos. Lady Luck HQ showcases her gaming adventures, big wins, and strategies for success in the world of gambling, making her a go-to source for anyone interested in the casino and gaming industry.

Players:	92/800	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3