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The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	868
Star Shards Collected:	77	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6110	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Emeralds Found:	2982
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4579
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7406	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4604	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Star Shards Collected:	188
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1