| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6954 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3332 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9715 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 87 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6903 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 54 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3701 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8549 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8677 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5842 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6531 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9410 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9981 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7863 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9252 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8624 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3368 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 232 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7349 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8192 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Votes: | 2506 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4361 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 155 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9297 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7108 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 50 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Votes: | 8200 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
