| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2331 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 58 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9713 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8836 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 9772 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Crops Grown: | 1611 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 271 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7474 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8935 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7816 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 124 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3807 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5501 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 162 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5060 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 686 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3708 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9013 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6704 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6579 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Crops Grown: | 1996 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3319 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4989 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9027 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 549 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 171 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 94 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 945 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
