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Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	123
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	46
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	2565	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	217
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Dragon Eggs Found:	6821	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ores Mined:	9625	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	6657	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9258

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchantments Applied:	137
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2