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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 156 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
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