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TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	168
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	2412	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	196	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	1344
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	300	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
New Chunks Explored:	152030	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ores Mined:	2538	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	772	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6433
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Towns Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Players:	95/800	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8506
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6