| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 677 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6735 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 27 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6279 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4330 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1542 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9877 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 146 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Votes: | 7739 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 265 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5810 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3679 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1478 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 271 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4330 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3893 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6530 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5595 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6502 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6451 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9533 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4813 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2312 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 5015 | Ores Mined: | 5442 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7387 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
