ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3877	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	1100	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dimension Hops:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Items Found:	6447
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Votes:	7889
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mines Excavated:	1625	Crops Grown:	5755
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magic Items Found:	3060	Crops Grown:	1271
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	675
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Falling into the Void:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9173
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Runes Activated:	2	Votes:	7532
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1170

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Void Armor Forged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Towns Built:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Runes Activated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!