| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6414 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 124 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2913 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2339 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 694 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9393 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2903 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4938 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8111 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5858 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6670 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5088 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5922 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5765 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9269 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 172 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2539 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 77 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2503 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 200 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2156 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3471 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year ๐
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8502 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5425 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
