Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

abuse of power, child abuse, Corruption, Crafty, CREEPERS, domestic abuse, endermen, federal government, FEMINISTS, gender inequality, gender-based violence, government accountability, housework, Lobbyists, Masters, Men, Misogyny, nepotism, patriarchy, political influence, sexism, social justice, toxic masculinity, violence against women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mines Excavated:	2993
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	172	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6057

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Votes:	5085

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ores Mined:	5469	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Emeralds Found:	8978

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1623
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mines Excavated:	2794
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	7262
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!