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MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mines Excavated:	4855	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2955	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1518	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Votes:	3663	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4341	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4546	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	239
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5