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RulerCraft

Aztec Temple, bedrock, Biomes, Community, Economy, End Temple, Factions, java, mobs, Nations, Ores, PvP, quarries, Roleplay, RulerCraft, Senate, smp, Staff, Towns, Treasure Ships, War, world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

Feature	Description
Earth	Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
Towny	Can start your own towns and nations or join another town or nation.
	Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy with automatic price changes and trading ships.
Perks	Custom system with 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
Senate	Players vote on new features, promotions, ban appeals, and more.
Good Community	Toxic behavior and drama not tolerated.
Righteous Staff	Staff chosen by players and follow guidelines.
Optional PvP	Choose to turn on PvP or not.
SiegeWar & Custom War System	Combining SiegeWar with custom war system for warfare.
Quarries & Treasure Ships	Nations can fight for production sites that grant money.
Dungeons	Custom dungeons and challenging bosses for EXP and loot.
Java & Bedrock Support	Play on any device.

FAQ:

1. How do I join RulerCraft?

You can join by using the IP address: play.rulercraft.com or the port 25565 for Bedrock.

2. Can I start my own town or nation?

Yes, you can start your own town or nation in RulerCraft.

3. Are there custom perks available?

Yes, there are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from based on your choices.

4. Is PvP optional in RulerCraft?

Yes, you can choose to turn on PvP or not.

5. How do I vote on new features or promotions?

Players can participate in the Senate system to vote on new features, promotions, and more.

Vivid Visions 1.20.1

1.20.1, aesthetic opinion, art critique, artistic impression, emotional reaction, emotions, feelings, image appraisal, image assessment, image contemplation, image evaluation, image perception, image reflection, individual perspective, personal response, sensory feedback, subjective experience, VISIONS, visual analysis, visual assessment, visual interpretation, vivid

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Animals Bred:	105
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe the level of epicness that goes down in there.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime.

Trust me, once you step foot into this server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

VibeCheckMC Server

aita, disposable cameras, drama-averse, Drunk, finance bro, foster kittens, friends from work, Girlfriend, heartbroken, Investment Banking, letting know, overreacting, pick-me land, Pictures, privacy violation, Server, toxic plants, VibeCheckMC, vibrator, VIOLATION, weird situation, WIBTA

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	145
Dragon Eggs Found:	7771	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	7310	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mines Excavated:	2321	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Votes:	8705
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	411	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	222	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	1576	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Animals Bred:	135
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	108	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	132	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.