Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Aurora Valley 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, Anime Series, aurora, beautiful girl, birthday celebration, birthday girl, birthday greetings, birthday message, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, character birthday, fictional character, Happy Birthday, high school, japanese animation, light novel, Oregairu, romantic comedy, slice of life, Valley, youth drama, Yukino

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out big time! Why? Because today is Yukino’s birthday, the most beautiful girl in Oregairu! And guess what? She’s throwing a virtual party on the server!

Join us for some epic birthday celebrations, where we’ll be building giant birthday cakes, setting off fireworks, and maybe even challenging Yukino to a PvP battle (just kidding, she’s too OP).

So if you wanna hang out with the coolest anime characters and have a blast, join our server now! Who knows, you might even get a virtual hug from Yukino herself! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make this the best birthday ever!

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Damage, decision, Drunk, EvictCraft, Eviction, Friendly, knife, LANDLORD, living situation, Minecraft, Poor, regret, rental, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, ROWDY, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ores Mined:	2426
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild and unpredictable than V jr after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except instead of dealing with knife-wielding drunkards, you’ll be battling zombies and creepers!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

aita, Babysitting, brother, Drunk, family, Friends, Kids, mad, nephew, new year’s eve, Niece, NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE, offer, Party, Pay, Plans, Respect, sibling conflict, Time, TOUGH, Upset

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

AVOID, bad experience, experiences, lesson learned, lessons learned, Minecraft, never again, NoobGoneWild, not a fan, not again, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not for me, not impressed, not my style, not my thing, not recommended, not worth it, one and done, smp, tried it once, won’t try again

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7048
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	5348	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1183
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Votes:	2557
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Farms Harvested:	569	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!