| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8671 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2732 | Potions Brewed: | 146 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Loxotron
Goldenabobus.topg.org:7777
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3826 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9398 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2440 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5513 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 187 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2839 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4480 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7625 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 97 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9322 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 51 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8048 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8553 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9472 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7906 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5533 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5987 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 738 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5279 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6660 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8322 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 6507 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
