Cosmic Sky | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Emeralds Found:	6113	Dragon Eggs Found:	4197

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2931	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mines Excavated:	4709
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Farms Harvested:	767
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	1354	Emeralds Found:	3311

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	479429
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4