Blocky Brits | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Votes:	7581
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	108	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2034	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	657
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mines Excavated:	1045

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1112	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Votes:	1379	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Star Shards Collected:	176
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Votes:	5993
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1714
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Void Gems Collected:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6787
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!