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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3303 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!