Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

“2000s”, 1980s, 80s00s, asian, bad games, banger, beta state, black men, dev teams, Development, good games, Kids, Lectures, lesbians, Lies, live service, Men, micro transactions, Minecraft, modern games, movie games, niggers, Nostalgia, pixelated, quick time events, Server, shitters, Single player, trannies, Trash, UI, White, white men, woman dev teams

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Haven, hentai, NihonCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
New Chunks Explored:	855312	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	200

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	737
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3892	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3562
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	0

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Farms Harvested:	498	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	70	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magic Items Found:	5915
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchantments Applied:	157
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2798	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	4254	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	134	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3393
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9845	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!